Document ID: PRIV-2025-X
1. Data Collection Directives
We collect intelligence only as required for mission success. This includes:
NOTE: We do not spy on your personal life. We aren't *that* kind of agency.
Your data is utilized strictly for:
We do not sell your data to adversarial factions, marketing agencies, or rogue states. Exceptions apply only for legal compliance.
All data is encrypted using 256-bit AES protocols. Access is restricted to personnel with Level 4 clearance or higher. Your secrets are safe in our vault.
APPROVED BY: FERNANDO LEANO
DATE: 2025-12-23